"In Every Other Aspect, You're Better Than My Dog..."

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Pushing Rachel out of my bed will always be funny. Fruit snacks are great. My mom makes me laugh. We have too much candy in our apartment now. Salty tortilla chips are also wonderful. Scrubs is good, talking is better. It snowed already. Sometimes we need to think before we speak, sometimes we just need to get everything out. Cold hands, warm heart. Is there a limit to how many times you'll feel good when someone compliments your butt? October is almost over, which means that I've been home from China for just over four months now. Wo bu ming bai. Wo xiang Zhonguo. We're all different.. but we're all kinda the same too. I ordered Gordon B Hinckley's biography the other day, it should be here soon. I also ordered Eat, Pray, Love. I'm excited for both. Would it be sac-religious of me to buy mala beads, since I'm starting a section on meditation in my Stress Management class? Utahans do not know when to turn off their sprinklers.  Living with roommates most definitely prepares you for marriage/family life. Stephen's mint hot chocolate is quite wonderful. As is my tie-dyed pillow.
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